Hello. My name is Devin Cho, the gossip and rumor monger here at EXPO Weekly. Lately, EXPO Weekly readers have written me to say that they don’t get enough of my beautiful face in my blogs. You don’t have to ask me twice! Here I am, in all my glory:
Gary Coleman, troubled sitcom actor and reality TV mainstay/train wreck, has died at the age of 42 after suffering a brain hemorrhage that left him in a coma and on life support.
Allow me to preface this Gossip blog with a disclaimer: Devin Cho deals exclusively in rumor and speculation. Please do not sue him, or Jamal Turner.
I’m Worried About Katie, Holmes. Tiptoeing quickly and quietly in the early morning mist, actress Katie Holmes attempted another escape from the clutches of the Cruise compound.
Editor’s Note: This blog entry is a response to “Enough with the Profiling, Don’t You Have a Job to Do?” by Jamal Turner. Devin Cho’s gossip will return next week. Unless this is his last week.
Katt Williams was arrested for burglarizing a suburban Atlanta home. What’s going on here, Katt? I thought you were “allergic to stupid shit.” You don’t see Alonzo “Hamburger” Jones getting three years’ probation for misdemeanor carrying a concealed firearm in 2006, or narrowly avoiding more weapons charges…
Although I’m not usually one to toot my own horn – besides it being physically impossible (for me) it’s not nearly as much fun as when someone else does the tooting (Or is it horning?) – allow me the small indulgence of trumpeting what must surely be a milestone in malicious media molesting . . [...]